Not Really Sane

Just Another Day At the Office

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:06:14 GMT

D: ...you don't go around telling people that they gained weight.

H: But you do that all the time.

D: Of course I do, he's a fat fuck.

H: ...

Ugh

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:00:25 GMT

Office life. Ugh.

When It Rains . . .

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:50:15 GMT

When it comes to technical issues for me to fix... it pours.

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:14:35 GMT

We are ... officially in the age of technology.

The word "Unfriend" was voted one of the hottest words in the dictionary.

I need a cold one. lol

EPIC FAIL

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:26:35 GMT

Sometimes people try too hard.

B: what's this?
A: roms. lol
B: there isn't any for ds T____T
A: really? oh -_-;
B: fail
A: T___________T

Cue Return of the Jedi Music

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:19:19 GMT

I love my girlfriend to death, but even this is too irresistable to put up.

Hoyuin : . . . .
Hoyuin : Princess Leia Slave Costume
Hoyuin : *cough* *cough*
Hoyuin : *ahem* *ahem*
A : .... no
Hoyuin : Awwwwwww
Hoyuin : somewhere out there a fanboy is crying.
A : O_o
A : meaning you?
A : lol
Hoyuin : i think the empire got to you too >_>

Lol... can't say that I didn't try. XD

What Women Want? (Men's Point of View)

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:32:36 GMT

H: Hey D---, what do women what for Christmas?

D: Dick.

H: Um... no no... what do they want that they can wear?

D: Penis?

H: Um...no. What do they want that's NOT ATTACHED TO A HUMAN.

D: Jewelry! :-D

H: Good to know we're getting somewhere. (I hate you) -_-;

Perfect For People Like Me~

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:21:24 GMT

Can You Eat Expired Food?

Great article for guys like me that leave food in the fridge then remember it ... 3 months later. lol

At Work~

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:29:26 GMT

When it rains it pours... lol

Almost 6 months, I need to buy roses for my lovey haha

Dinner with Friends

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:07:26 GMT

Had a wonderful dinner with friends, I feel so inspired today!

Made Caramel Dansen, Gunther, and other ringtones for my phone... loves them!

Here Comes the Meteor...

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:06:51 GMT

I am now partially convinced that it IS the END OF THE WORLD.

Take a Bite Out of Crime... or Kick It In the Face

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:46:48 GMT

This just made my day...or hour, it gave me a good chuckle. :-)

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:51:18 GMT

NG: Sooooooo Otakon is coming up... Jen, Nam Phuong and the other girls say they wants to go if you go.

HY: ....Otakon.

NG: What, what's wrong?

HY: *Drops agenda on the floor, puts hole in floor.* That's my weekend schedule.

NG: ... ooohhh okay, next year then....

Argh why does work always get in the wayyyy ><;;;

Impatience

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:15:13 GMT

My week just refuses to end. Just refuses to.

Goddammit I want my Saturday with hunnie, I want to take photos at Sheanandoah Park and Skyline...

Can it be Friday already? I absolutely hate waiting. ><;;

HATE ITTTTTTT!!!!

*starts to hum the "Friday, I'm In Love" song*

Deer Penis?

Wed, 20 May 2009 03:03:14 GMT

Angie (11:01:40 PM): ohhhhkkkkk Andrew Zimmerman can eat cow eyeballs and deer penis but he can't handle durian.... wow

Dean's List of Movies Howard Has To Watch

Tue, 19 May 2009 18:43:25 GMT

Dean and Angie are telling me to watch the following movies because I haven't.... aiya.

Clockwork Orange
Trainspotting
Dead Poet's Society
All of the Harry Potter movies

That's the list so far. God I know I have too much to watch for this week...

I'm Not Catholic But...

Tue, 12 May 2009 16:40:05 GMT

Seriously? Now I KNOW the world is coming to an end.

Technologies These Days...

Fri, 01 May 2009 15:15:46 GMT

Wait... what???

Doctor's Are Always Fun

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:18:34 GMT

Nurse: Have you been known to pass out while having your blood drawn?
H: Well... I've been known to get a little bit dizzy...
Nurse: Just so you know, if you pass out and fall face first your insurance does not pay us to pick you up off the ground.
H: It's okay, just leave me there, I can afford a small vacation from work.

Columbine

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:15:53 GMT

Dedicated to Every Asshole That Made Their Own Personal Hobby-Horse Out Of This Tragedy

Evening Chats Are So Fun.

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 06:36:50 GMT

Angie : O M G
Angie : howard.... wat are you doing
Angie : ?????
Hoyuin : ... i'm a cowboy.

at 2:22 AM I'll leave this quote to your imagination.

Howard Loses Again.

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 03:39:09 GMT

Hoyuin (11:33:28 PM): ... i can't win >_>;
butt3rflymizng (11:33:39 PM): i'll let you win.... sometimes

Genius Convo of the Day

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:42:25 GMT

"Oh my god have you played Street Fighter IV yet?"

"Ahh..I don't have any money to get it."

"Just buy an XBox 360 and get it."

"Dude I'm BROKE. See this? I'm buying bread for a sammich. I'm not like those rich peoples that go to SUBWAY to have people make a sammich FOR THEM. I'M BROKE!! BROKE!!!!! I MAKE MY OWN GODDAMN SAMMICHES!!! YOU WANT TO PAY ME TO MAKE YOU A SAMMICH? MAYBE I'LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD ALL THAT BY THEN!!!"

*Other people in line at the grocery store start to back away slowly*

Fun Recipe

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 04:20:22 GMT

Here's a little something I cooked up today, guess what it's not curry XD

V-8 Chicken WTF
Ingredients:
Cooking Oil
2 med. sized potatoes (preferably yellow),
handful of baby carrots (small sliced carrots are good too),
2-3 Perdue Chicken Boneless Thighs
1/2 tablespoon Ms. Dash
Salt
1/4 cup of V8 (Low Sodium Version)
1/2 Chicken Boullion Cube
Chili Powder
Garlic Powder
2-3 cloves garlic
2 thin slices of ginger

Preparation (Vegetables)

Wash the potatoes and carrots as needed, peel the potatoes
With a sauce pan or small pot, fill it with about 3-4 cups water
Bring water to a boil and add the Boullion cube and add in the Ms. Dash
Boil the potatoes and carrots until soft
Remove the carrots and potatoes, but keep the stock on the side
Slice the potatoes thinly then set aside

Preparation (Meat)

Thaw out the chicken and cut into small slices
Mince 1-2 cloves garlic (depending on your taste)
In a small bowl, mix the chicken and garlic, then add in a dash of chili and garlic powder
Mix in the 1/4 cup of V-8 as well
Can marinate from 10 minutes to a day at the max, depending on how good you want it.
*Howard's Note: If you're going to marinate it, do it at least 1 hour or so, 10 minutes doesn't have much taste and you'll have to compensate with more salt in the cooking.

Cooking

Add the oil and heat up until ready. Coarsely chop the garlic and cut two slices of ginger (about the size of a quarter)
When the oil is ready drop in the garlic and ginger.
Cook the chicken until it's close to well done
Add a dash of salt
With a ladle, scoop in a 1/4 cup of the chicken broth stock from earlier.
Mix in the carrots and potatoes
*Optional: Add in another dash of salt per your taste

Aaaand there you have it, V8 Chicken WTF.

PROTOOOOOOOOOONNN CANNONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:18:34 GMT

Hold on... say what?

*fanboy squee*

Speaking of "Squee", my friend Jen made a classification photo of me and one of her other friends. I laughed so hard after seeing it. It's on Facebook so I'm not sure if you can see it. If you can't, let me know and I'll post it on my Fotki account.

*squeeeeeeeeeeeee~<3*